Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Why Everyone Needs a Good Morning Pho

Well, I officially failed at posting this blog on Sunday. Day drinking, you may have won the battle this time, but never again (Says my tombstone).  I lugged my tiny computer around with me all day with every intention of a. cozying up in a tiny coffee shop to type my little hands off or b. busting my Chromebook out at a cricket game. A cricket game with real live humans and beer. I am wonderful at setting unrealistic expectations for myself.

I would like to start off by discussing a topic that we all know and love: food. Food can make or break us. It can cheer us up or make us sweat in extreme regret. Food has always been my loyal friend and I am happy to say that we are closer than ever here in the HCM. My love affair with Vietnamese grub began long before I came here. While working at a BBQ joint before I ventured here, I would secretly slip out and order pho* from a place across the street. I felt like a foodie version of Benedict Arnold. It was a delicious secret that I shared only with the employees of Saigon Pho in Forest Park. I fondly remember talking to a lovely employee about my impending move to Saigon as I quickly slurped noodles before my shift. She shared a lot of helpful information with me, but what I remember most is her saying, "It's really hot and very crowded. There is a lot of honking." Touche.

Pho (FUH) is a game changer. (It's also pho-nomenal if you're into puns). If you are having an awful morning or if you had a tiresome evening, pho can turn that around. It is an incomparable dining experience that should not be rushed. You must sit down, soak in the sounds, and survey the sights to really enjoy the entirety of its brothy goodness. Think of it as culinary meditation. Smell the pho. Taste the pho. Be the pho. There are several components that one needs to create the perfect bowl. Thai basil leaves, bean spouts, chilis, hoison sauce, and lettuce must all dive in together to constitute a perfect bowl. This is a public service announcement: All of you need to go out and get pho-ed up. There are plenty of places to grab a bowl wherever you may be reading this (As I always suggest, you should come here to eat it. Pho isn't the same without the incessant honking of motorbikes and inevitable street entertainment).

Don't worry folks, pho isn't the only food that has taken me under its delicious wing . My heart has been encapsulated by several other Vietnamese dishes. Shout out to morning glory, banh mi, and spring rolls! One day I shall write love letters to all of them as well. They all deserve it as we have been in a relationship for over a year and a half.





I wanted to elaborate on my love of pho because on last Monday morning I had an eye opening experience involving my noodley friend. I am going to make a confession that I am not proud of. Often times, I get too wrapped up in the Western side of life here in Sagion.  I don't drive a motorbike. I can only speak a few words of Vietnamese. I eat at expensive restaurants. There are days that I fail to appreciate the little things that make Vietnam so unique. Last Monday, I woke up with the familiar feeling that I had too indulgent of a weekend. I was angry about not doing the things that I had promised myself that I would: take my motorbike out for a ride, take pictures all around Saigon, eat street food, fight for world peace, and yada yada yada. While I was laying in bed trying to debate which road to take, bed or  productivity, I had a plan. I was hungry and determined to test out the pho stand that I had so unconsciously passed twice a day for the past six months. I jumped out of bed and trotted my tired butt down to food stall. As I sat down, I was joined by a young teenage boy who was having breakfast before school. He opted for a sweet cake. We sat in silence as I waited for my bowl of magic. The beauty of food stalls is that there is often only one specialty. You sit down and there is no need to look at an extensive menu; the simply bring you the one item they have perfected. This is perfect for indecisive people like me. I began talking to the woman who runs the food stand. I learned that her name is Van and that she is from Hanoi. The type of pho that she serves reflects the Northern cuisine. This means the addition of garlic sauce and a slightly spicier broth. As I was slurping she said, "I see you every morning. You should come here all the time." Not only was the food delicious and cheap ($1.50 a bowl), but it was also a reminder that I need to support the friendly locals that I take for granted on a daily basis.

I could go on phoever, but instead I will run through my week very briefly.

  • My MRI results showed that I have tendinitis. It's nothing too major, it just means that at 26 years old it hurts to walk up the stairs. 

On my walk home from the doctor, I decided to stop at a local park. The wonderful thing about Vietnamese parks is that they have free, old school workout machines. The instructions for these workout machines are obviously in Vietnamese, so any time I attempt to use one I create my own rules. I jumped up on a machine meant for the triceps dip and started to do pushups. Almost immediately, I had an audience. Two Vietnamese security guards came up and started laughing at my misuse of the machine. Then, they decided to jump on to show me the correct way to use the machine. I tried to tell them that I am worthless, weak and unable to execute the proper exercise, but to no avail. They both took over the machine to have a dip competition. Then they started showing me their muscles. I chuckled, handed one of them my Starbucks coffee as a reward, and was on my way. When I'm strong enough, I'm totally going back to show those dudes up. 

  • Friday was full of adventure at my school. We had a Tet fair at our Nha Be Campus. Tet is a celebration of the Lunar New Year. That's the best thing about living in Asia; I get two chances to start over.  The Tet fest included musical performances, magic shows, and plenty of traditional Vietnamese games and snacks. It was awesome to see all of the kids dressed in traditional Vietnamese gear. I even got to wear an Ao Dai, a traditional Vietnamese dress. I spent the day chatting with friends, eating Vietnamese snacks, and tossing a disc in an open field. The guards even grilled some fish (that had been used in a children's game hours before) for me. It was a pretty nice afternoon at school. 









Speaking of Tet, I'm going on vacation tomorrow! I am flying Air Asia on Friday the 13th so this may very well be my last post (Anna, don't freak out). We get two weeks of for Tet and I am headed to Chiang Mai and Laos to celebrate the occasion. I am super stoked. I will be playing with tigers, living in the treetops of the jungle, and bathing with elephants in the river. I will be sure to post a lot of pictures!


I will leave you with a Valentine that one of my students made for me. Everyone should really start writing each other more letters. These brightened, and continue to brighten, my days. Written word>texting. 





                                        You are all invited to my first kiss wedding. 



Here are a few more random photos from the week. Chuc Mun Nam Moi friends!

My new ride 






*I have tried over and over to use the correct accent marks for the Vietnamese words in my blog, but to no avail. There are accents, but they are not used for formatting purposes.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

You Are Probably Watching the Super(Puppy) Bowl

Good evening, morning, and afternoon beautiful people. I am currently posted up at one of  my favorite coffee shops in Saigon, reluctantly drinking crappy wine that is one grade higher than Welch's and sipping my coffee with much more exuberance. My black market Beats are resting in my ears and I am listening to some quality tunes. This place is the perfect blog writing haven, minus the musica. They are playing top 40's hits in here, which I can only appreciate while sweating on the treadmill or sweating at a night club. I am in my own little world, a cloud floating above the land of chaos that hovers below me.  
So, first I would like to talk about an article. I am letting you know in advance because this has absolutely nothing to do with Saigon. Feel free to skip this paragraph if you are only in it to expand your cultural horizons. A few weeks ago, I read the article that popped up approximately 36 times in everyone's Facebook newsfeed. This is the article in case you are hiding from your Facebook demons: 




This article references a study conducted by Arthur Aron over 20 years ago in which two strangers were placed in a lab to see if they would fall in love.  No candles, no Marvin Gaye, no Cabernet, just a boring, white space. Aron provided these two lab rats with a series of  36 questions to ask each other over the course of 90 minutes. At the end of 90 minutes, the only task left at hand was to stare into each others eyes for four excruciating minutes.  Four minutes is a long damned time to stare at another pair of eyes. 

The author of this article, Mandy Catron, stepped up her game a bit and decided to add some magic (alcohol) to the mix. She was also with a dude that she was immediately attracted to after creeping on his Instagram. We all know that Instagram is the window to the soul. Who isn't attracted to a guy on a climbing wall? If you were too lazy to read the entire article, Mandy ended up falling in love after answering the 36 questions and gazing into Spider man's eyes on a bridge. I think it's also scientifically proven (/I saw it on The Little Rascals) that if you stare at any other human on a bridge, you will instantly fall in love with them.  

The reason that I bring this article up is because I have become slightly obsessed with this concept. You can formulate love in a lab? This article makes love seem so simple, and maybe it is. Recently I (because I consider myself and every other person to be a pseudo psychologist) have started asking my friends these questions in social scenarios. I figured that I am already so in love with all of my friends here that these questions would just strengthen our bond. Friday night my friends and I did this for about an hour over drinks and it was phenomenal. These questions slowly pry into the intimate details of your life and force you to self reflect. Rarely do we share these thoughts with our friends over beers. Usually we talk about sports, work, or the events of the past week. I did this on Saturday night as well and the results were the same. I realized one thing and was reminded of another. People have a lot to share, you just have to ask. I was reminded that my friends are the most wonderful human beings on earth.  

Here is the list of the 36 questions :


I encourage you to conduct this experiment yourself to any degree that you see fit.  You don't have to walk up to a stranger on a bridge and stare into their eyes; that could get you shot in Chicago. All I am saying is that you should ask anyone these questions. Ask your mom, dad, brother, cousin's boyfriend, boss, best friend, or even your husband or wife. I guarantee that there is at least one question that will inspire a riveting conversation. My personal plan is to gradually ask everyone in my life these questions so by the time that I'm old and senile, I will be surrounded by people who are in love with me. That way, I'll have a better chance of remembering at least one of them.  

Ok, so for the folks who skipped that ramble, here are the cliff notes of what happened during my week. 

Monday- I was pretty exhausted from the weekend, so I just succumbed to my animalistic urges and binge watched Parks and Rec and ordered Baba's.  Baba's is the food of the gods. 

Tuesday- For those of you who haven't talked to me for two minutes, I have been having really bad knee problems. This has significantly increased my stress levels as running is my only legal form of stress relief. Running is my crack. I finally got an MRI on Tuesday and upon leaving, the MRI technician looked up at me and said, "Well at least it's not a tumor." You could say that about anything, dummy. Apparently my knee bones aren't connected to my thigh bones...or something like that. I will get more definitive results on Tuesday. Major knee bone kill. After my MRI, I went to meet my friends for dinner at my favorite tiny chair joint. I very eloquently call it, "The Fish Place." Two "sound"(an Irish term that I take to mean cool/amazing/wonderful) Irish friends were leaving the next day and we wanted to send them off correctly; with cheap beer and copious amounts of Vietnamese grub. Before everyone got there, I was invited to sit with a group of older Vietnamese gentlemen who were very enthusiastic about me slamming some Saigon Greens with them (This happens to me quite often. Blonde hair is rare in Saigon. I could be Golem with a blonde wig and I would get invited to sit with old Vietnamese men. Once, at 8 AM, a group of Vietnamese men in my old alley coerced me into drinking two beers in five minutes. They are big on chugging). One of the guys had a guitar and wanted me to sing for them. He played his own interpretation of "Let it Be" and I tried to remember the lyrics as I sang. I was terrible, but I might as well have been Paul McCartney. I mot hai ba yo'ed them adeiu and took a seat at the other table with my friends. We ordered a meal fit for The Last Supper. 




Wednesday-My co-teacher, super friend, and Facebook password gate keeper Alex wore this outfit:




That's all you need to know about Wednesday. 

Thursday- Thursday was nice because I went to my first AIS soccer game. Have I ever mentioned how amazing all of my students are? They are perfect little adults and I am so lucky to be teaching them. They are also great little athletes. My wonderful, gracious boss (Hey Jeff) took us out for sangria afterwards and I got to hang out with a superb little baby, Isaac. He is adorable and lucky because both of his parents are super heroes. Miss Alayna has stolen all of the world's talents for herself. She hides them well and then surprises the masses at the last second. I found out on Thursday that she can salsa dance like a pro. I also discovered that I cannot. We went to the highest towers of the tapas restaurant and watched a dedicated, yet unseasoned salsa instructor dance his little butt off. It was entertaining to say the least. 
(PS. I actually just Googled should sangria/salsa dancing be capitalized. I have no shame. The verdict was no and yes. I went with no. Feel free to correct me but, werds are wordz). 


The freakin' weekend- I went to an all Danish dinner with my beautiful friend Silke on Friday night. They quickly discovered that I was an imposter, simply there for the cheap BBQ.  I enjoyed imagining what their conversations were about. We moved on and after becoming one step closer to making my friends fall in love with me, we went and saw another badass friend play some music. Anja played at a new place called Saigon Ranger. Despite the drinks being [Saigon] expensive, the atmosphere was perfect for a Friday night show.  (Although, at this point, I would watch live music in a haunted slaughterhouse). Saturday was spent doing what I do best; Rockin' a hungover gym and pool session. My sole superpower is the ability to wake up early after a night out. I could be run over by a tequila truck and still make it out of bed to hang out with my serious boyfriend, Gym. Most of the time, I am an awful girlfriend and put no effort into the relationship. As long as I'm present, I think he'll stick with me. Later on,  I celebrated the end of a dear friend's month long sobriety the only proper way:  with booze. I posed more of the 36 questions and hung out at my favorite black hole, ER. 
I popped out of bed at 8AM this morning and made my roommate  the obligatory, "I'm sorry I ate your panini last night" breakfast. The rest of the day was spent consuming smoothies at the pool with three hot babes ;) Al, there's your shout out. 




Here are a few more pictures from the week: 













Well, that's all folks. Thanks for reading and remember: you are 36 questions and a four minute gaze away from love. 


I will leave you with my answer to one of these questions. Ask it to someone today! 

If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?
Teleportation. I would wake up 6 AM, step into my space pod, and have a 5 PM deep dish pizza with my favorite Pilsen roomates. That's just at the top of my list. 

What quality would you wake up with? Ask a stranger today! 



Cheers, from my happy place. 


PS. I forgot that the Super Bowl was today. Ra Ra, GO BEARS!? 





                                                                   Sunday jamz.